Praise Jesus and Pew Pew!

The hypocrisy of the left always hits it’s highest peak after a school shooting.

Sorry, but you don’t get to defend, flaunt, and celebrate the murderous dissection of 600,000 plus unborn babies a year (in the name of women’s rights) only to suddenly care about the lives of children after the horrendous acts of a few mentally ill mad men by calling for the legal disarmament of millions of peaceful Americans.

Your supposed political high ground is, in reality, a filthy cesspool at the bottom of a deep pit of immorality and depravity that gorges itself on bashing the morals and teachings of the Christian faith, and mocking Conservatives for their family values, and believing in honor, dignity, and personal responsibility.

You are on the wrong side of a spiritual war between the forces of good and evil. You’ve allowed yourselves to become pawns for the great deceiver. And the future has already been written. Satan loses, and unless you come to Jesus, you will lose with him.


The Venereal Disease of Uncertainty. (Government Shutdown. Chapter Two.)

Government Shutdown. Chapter Two: The Uncertainty.

Previous ‘Chapter’: Government Shutdown – An Eyewitness Report of Anarchy and Mayhem.

Three weeks of relative peace and harmony have passed by on Capitol Hill since the three days of anarchy and mayhem caused by Schumer’s Shutdown for Illegal Aliens over American Citizens.

During this time there was a speech and much applause from one side and the majority of America, while the liberal elite on the other side sucked on sour Mega Warheads and played with their dentures. When President Trumps mentioned amnesty for 1.8 million illegals, millions of viewers watched as Chuck Schumer appeared to lean forward and listen intently. Perhaps this was the unity that the Democrats pretended to want.

Their hopes were dashed before even being raised. Since the President strangled Chuck U Schumer to death with his own tie during the last shutdown while fighting over a half-eaten Big Mac, it should have been obvious that George Soro’s simply lost control of his puppet strings from the balcony. His soulless and now lifeless body quickly jerked back to his stoic position, but not before Nancy Pelosi noticed and wrote his name down on her poop list.

She was very fond of her poop list. It had doodles on it, including a picture of an elephant in a cowboy hat smooshing President Bush. Written along the edge in bright pink ink with multiple asterisks was, “TRUMP IS PRESIDENT!” She had a very hard time keeping that straight, she often thought Bush was still President. So sometimes she would forget, and look at it and laugh. Because the chances of Trump becoming President were zero. She even put money on it at her weekend bridge club in the Hamptons. Those foolish old biddies could laugh all the want, especially Supreme Court Justice Ruth ‘Darth Vader’ Ginsburg. She knew she was right!

A memo exposing the immense corruption and political weaponizing of Obama’s FBI/DOJ was released.  But the pillars of heaven and earth refused to shake as half of America had become so accustomed to scandals and deceit from Obama and the Clintons that it was no longer shocking. And the other half was so morally bankrupt they didn’t care so long as it would help their political coup to remove President Trump from office.

But now, the fear and uncertainty of a Government Shutdown begins to spread through the Capitol like a venereal disease in a frat house.

Hundreds of laid off DNC employees huddle around the dumpster fire of Russian Collusion trying to warm themselves. With fundraising at an all-time low, they had been let go in droves with nothing but the fading dream of Hope and Change. Even their letters of recommendation were quickly discovered to be of no use whatsoever, as the waxy and slick crayon that it was written in prevented it from being useful as toilet paper. They sleep in the streets under blankets and tarps that were left over props from the Clinton Foundation’s Fictitious Aid to Haiti charity drives.

As the sun begins to fade and the shadows creep up the sides of buildings, they begin stuffing their clothing with now worthless IOU receipts between Dictators and Hillary’s State Department for warmth. During the day they skitter through D.C., tearing up chunks of asphalt to create potholes that Trump will be blamed for and picking up bottles to turn in for nickels. But with the shutdown looming they began smashing them against walls for jagged and dangerous makeshift weapons. Unfortunately for them, they are especially vulnerable during the night. For without the warmth of the sun, their cold black hearts prevent them from moving quickly. They pray to their atheist gods of Greed, Envy, Hatred, and Power that strength in numbers will keep them safe. But each night, those on the outskirts disappear as they are forced to find real jobs at fast food restaurants.

And as the fear of shutdown draws near, the nights become increasingly dangerous as roving gangs of illegal DREAMER children, emboldened by the failure of their non-elected Congressmen, toddled through the streets babbling ‘Amnesty! Amnesty! Amnesty!’ as they suck on their pacifiers.

At the RNC, the metal doors and shutters, pocketed with bullet holes, RPG shrapnel, and scorch marks from Molotov Cocktails have been battened down and locked in place. Head of RNC, Reince Preibus has  an old police car dragged in front of the building, overturned and lit on fire, hoping that the offering of Chaos and Anarchy will subdue the blood lust of the inevitable violent purge from the numerous peaceful protest groups of the left.

In the old Nuclear Bunker deep beneath the RNC, the Never-Trumpers plot in the basement under a single lamp bulb that sways silently above them as the cockroaches skitter in the darkness. Multiple hands grip the indicator as they move it across the Ouij board in search of the common sense and logic that still eludes them. As the final letter is selected, McCain angrily flips over the board as he realizes the word spelled out is, “IDIOTS”. Behind them, the red corded phone rings. They stare at it in silence, wondering what Mitt Romney wants now.

Before, politicians prioritized their shutdown preparations by charging their cell phones. But after Los Angele’s successful launch of the Human Wasteland App, an app that showed where the largest collections of homeless human feces lay in the streets, their phones batteries quickly depleted themselves as Google spammed them with alerts telling them that they lived in the largest collection of human waste in the country.

Now, they checked and double checked that their book shelves and desk could be easily slid to block off the door to their offices. Thanks to Matt Lauer, the door locking buttons that many Congressmen had on their desks had been removed before the #TimesUp movement turned their building into an abandoned and derelict building fit for Detroit or Chicago. A building haunted with the pervy ghosts of Congressmen past and present. They were still trying to get rid of long serving Democrat Senator Robert Byrd’s ghost, with his white Klu Klux Klan sheet, he truly looked like a cartoon ghost and scared many nubile interns away. Cases of water and Mountain House dehydrated entrees are stacked in corners of offices.

Where other Congressmen had their bookshelves filled with first edition books by Karl Marx and Vladmir Lenin, Rand Paul filled his with loaded magazines and wrapped his baseball bat with fresh barbwire. After a radical Bernie Supporter shot up his Republican charity baseball game, and then his radical liberal neighbor attacked him at his home, he had learned his lessons and made sure to never go unarmed again.

Secretary of Defense Offense General Mattis, broke open the seal on a box of grenades and thumbed the edge of his original issue, USMC Ka-Bar knife. The small gashes that represented his many kills were blurred to an unreadable mass on the handle. He strategically placed claymores outside in the hallway and ran the clickers to his desk. He chewed on an unfired .45 cartridge while reading Sun Tzu’s Art of War and prayed for violence to once again cross his path. After 49 years of service and hard abuse, his body was near indestructible and he knew all the communists in hell could never defeat him. He welcomed the challenge, however pitiful it may be.

Through out D.C., Pace Makers struggle to keep their patients alive as Congressmen bicker and conspire to shut down the government, collude with the media, and blame the Republicans for everything.

Everywhere, clocks slowly turn as the deadline looms. The fear and panic grows.

Government Shutdown – An Eyewitness Report of Anarchy and Mayhem.

It’s the 3rd day of Government Shutdown. The animals at Central Park have been released for lack of food and water. They quickly turn the suburbs into a jungle where few dare treads. Office workers, forgotten and chained to their desks, scream in desperation as they begin chewing their own arms off to free themselves. Tens of thousands of Women “Marching for Rights They Already Have” in pink hats walk down the empty streets while bits of unsigned legislation blow by like tumbleweeds. They fall silent as no one listens or cares. Feminism dies a silent and long overdue death as their homemade signs fall by the wayside. Politicians stand in line at the Capitol, empty Starbucks mugs trembling in thin, shaking hands as they beg for spare change, while awaiting their meager ration of watery gruel. Makeshift Farmer Markets spring up in intersections. Office Workers quickly create massive lines to trade staplers and sticky notes for food. It quickly dissolves into chaos as there are no farmers in DC. Accountants and Lawyers choose sides according to their profession. They begin hunting each other with makeshift bows and spears. Two bums begin fighting over a half-eaten Big Mac. The fight ends violently when Donald Trump strangles Chuck Schumer to death with his own tie. Bloodied but victorious, Trump holds the burger aloft as he screams in joy, only to be overcome by the screeching bureaucrats who pour out from the nearby sewer drains and smother him with red tape. The Postal Service begins looting local police departments. They mount weapons, spikes, armor, and Barbie Doll heads on their vehicles and drive down sidewalks. But as fuel runs out, they soon turn on each other.  World War Two vets, refusing to allow the sacred ground that holds their memorials to be blocked off with barricades and orange cones again, set up fighting positions and a steady stream of aimed fire surrounds them with a no man’s land 500 yards deep. More Vets, bearded and grizzled, ride their iron steeds of Harley-Davidson through the yellow tape surrounding the Vietnam Memorial and begin covering their faces and arms with camo paint. Dozens of men in Biker Vests slip into the concrete jungle to begin taking ears. The city turns in upon itself. Bits of ash from burned regulations rain from the sky. The steady stream of screams grow faint as the mounds of unburied dead grow. Only the mournful wails of the living and the screams of freed zoo predators can be heard at night. A torn and tattered American Flag waves silently in the breeze above the Capital Building as it burns. The Lincoln Memorial weeps a single manly tear.

15 minutes in the life of a Snowflake. (A Short Story of Lunacy)


It was just another beautiful day of impending doom and gloom.

The evil Capitalist Industrial Complex pumped out trillions of pounds of carbon into the air, drilled mercilessly into the earth mothers crust to exploit her black blood of the earth and precious minerals. Meanwhile numerous cute, defenseless, furry, woodland creatures were slaughtered by backwoods, uneducated, rednecks without teeth and family genealogy problems. Earth was dying, and we were the cause. The beautiful summer flowers would soon wilt away and die. If Global Warming didn’t freeze them first, the acid rain from industrial pollution, or the rapidly depleting ozone layer from aerosol cans would eventually get them. Or the loss of the pink butt bullfrog’s natural habitat would destroy the fragile ecosystem that has remained unchanged for millions of years and kill us all. If only Al Gore had been elected back in 2000 instead of that dumb cowboy!

But instead of worrying about Earth and future generations, all the extreme right-wingers could think about was their precious jobs and tax cuts and border wall and stock market records. Fools. They elected Trump, and everyone knows the stock market is going to crash because of him. It’s just taking a little longer than CNN said it would.

But it’s too late now.

It was all stupid America’s fault, if only we hadn’t backed out of the Paris Accords. Then we could have reduced earths global warming by 0.00001 degrees per year. But instead America was pushing its imperialist will over everyone else and bullying them with undeserved might. Why couldn’t we be more like Europe or Canada? Prime Minister Trudeau was such a great man, at least he knew we could rehabilitate jihadists to be an extraordinarily powerful voice for the Muslim community. He was the beacon of hope that we no longer had.

Stepping past a large silver pickup, I intentionally dragged my keys down the side of it. Gas guzzlers were the bane of vehicular existence. Probably a stupid Trumpkin anyways. I huffed. He wasn’t my President. What a bozo. Obama was like, a gazillion times greater. He was a man of the people. He cared, he resonated, he even cried about things that he was passionate about.

I felt like we were very similar. I was passionate, and I cried a lot also. All the time.

Usually I wept for our future, where transgenders weren’t welcome in the military, where racist bigoted celebrities could be President, where Health Care wasn’t treated as a basic human right, where entire families of immigrants were deported behind an iron wall of hatred, where Radical Islam was considered the biggest threat instead of Russian Collusion or a Republican controlled Congress. Or where we couldn’t get rid of unwanted fetuses. They were just clumps of cells. Like removing a tumor or something. And if conservatives weren’t going to pay for them to be taken care of after they are born, who are they to act so high and mighty about killing them? They just wanted them to starve or not be able to read good or learn how to do other stuff really good too. Besides, they believe in corporal punishment. And everyone knows you should ask a child’s consent before you punish them, hold them, or hug them. Bunch of hypocritical child abusers is what they are.

There was always something to cry or be passionate about.

I kicked the trucks bumper for good measure, but my Birkenstocks didn’t do any damage. They just made my exposed toes hurt as I stubbed them.

I straightened my safety pin on my fashionable $40 Che Guevara T-shirt and reminded myself that I am a refuge of safety and dignity. There is strength in me, and I won’t be silenced or intimidated. The world was full of injustice, and I was a social justice warrior.

Then I saw it.

Someone had tried to peel it away, but I could still make out the large H and the “I’m With” lettering on the arrow that pointed to the side. The sticker was faded and torn, and Hillary’s name was almost unrecognizable. Yet, like her, it persisted.

Just like I also persisted.

I felt my lower chin begin to tremble, and my eyes start to water.

I forced myself to blink back the tears instead of giving in to them. I couldn’t break down now, I had to get to class. My Gender Studies in the Homosexual Community was my favorite class, my teacher inspired me. I copied her look with short purple hair, bright make-up, torn fish net stockings, and facial rings. I made sure I projected a strong feminist presence. I only wish I wasn’t a white male. I was the very thing that I hated so much. The archetype of racist and masculine evil. No wonder my parents didn’t understand me. They were white, heterosexual, and Christian. They were the absolute worst!

Averting my eyes from the peeling bumper sticker, I hurried. Holding the strap to my environmentally friendly hemp backpack tighter, I skirted around the homeless baby-murdering vet sleeping in a cardboard box as I made my way down the street. He was curled in a ball, sleeping, with an American Flag folded neatly beside a small donation can. I kicked it out of spite and it skittered into a puddle. I sniffed in righteous indignation, it served him right, he fought for oil. That meant he was just another one of George Bush’s peaceful Muslim murdering savages. Weapons of Mass Destruction, I harrumphed, G. Dumb. Bush was a weapon of mass destruction to the Iraqi People. He should be executed for War Crimes against Human Decency.

A man was walking the other way, swaying with toxic masculinity while texting on his phone. He was dressed casually, in jeans and black t-shirt. His hair was cut and slicked back, with slight stubble covering his chin. He was looking down at his phone when our shoulders grazed slightly as I tried to dodge out of the way. I squealed, and he muttered an apology before glancing up at me. We locked eyes for a moment. His mouth dropped open slightly before he squinted in confusion and quickly turned to walk away. It must be my exposed man breast and nipple pasty, of course he wouldn’t get it. He looked like the typical cis-gendered male, all arrogance and cockiness. I was gender fluid, so today I chose to show solidarity with feminists. I was especially proud of my eye liner, I watched a dozen YouTube videos on how to apply it perfectly.

I sneered after him before pulling out my brand new Iphone-X. It was the latest model and cost me over a thousand dollars. I used my Student Loans to pay for it. That’s what they are for anyways, to cover necessities. It was such a shame these weren’t free from the Government, stupid greedy Capitalists. Cell Phones were a basic human right.

I pulled up the app and quickly sent out a tweet:

Men are such pigs. #metoo #Oprah4POTUS #CheetoPrez

That would get plenty of attention. I couldn’t wait to see how many of my online friends liked it. I hoped it would go viral. Maybe Ellen DeGeneres would interview me, and I could talk about how I was nearly assaulted and disrespected on the street in the broad daylight. I started day dreaming about how I would make it sound more confrontational when I told the story and what I would have said to put that creep in his place and draw attention to our cause. I needed to practice my dance moves tonight just in case. She always danced on her show.

Then my phone pinged, and I saw I had an email from one of my professors.

It was an invitation to protest the latest conservative speaker on campus. Anyone who signed the attendance sheet being passed around would get extra credit! I don’t know why they kept trying to speak, no one wanted to hear what they had to say. They just came here to cause trouble. Bunch of ignorant mouth breathers. Last time I made sure that I stood at the front of the protest, so everyone could see me. I even hit a police officer with a dildo. That showed him. But then I got a rubber bullet to the groin, and while I considered myself a female that day, it still hurt. I threw up on my pink vagina hat. It still smelled bad. But I would be there, because I persisted!

As I passed one of the dorms, I inadvertently saw the poster through the window and it hit me like an emotional pile of bricks.

The familiar red, white, and blue poster with HOPE in bold words at the bottom. Obama, gazing towards the future with his strong and fearless gaze. I thought of the clown in office, his orange skin and clownish hair swept back, and his foul mouth and disrespectful attitude towards my African-American, Transgendered, Homosexual, Mexican-Islamic family. The internment camps he was probably having built right now, to round them up and deport them. His law enforcement thugs preparing lists of innocent children to deport. His cronies stacking their gold like Scrooge McDuck while I made $7.25 an hour flipping burgers. How was I supposed to survive on that? How dare they not pay me $15, or even $20 an hour! A wage you can live on is another basic human right! I have $40,000 in student loans I must pay back! Bernie Sanders would have forgiven them!

I couldn’t hold it in anymore. I started running for the nearest Safe Space. But it was so far away! Why weren’t they everywhere?

The unfairness of it all overwhelmed me and dropping to my knees, I bawled. The hot, salty tears rolled down my face and I could feel my mascara running into my mustache.

But I felt no shame, I was a refuge of strength and dignity against the injustice of America. My safety pin protest proved that. Expressing emotion just meant I was more ‘woke’ than everyone else.

Turning my face upwards, I clenched my fists and screamed my social justice warrior rage at the sky.

A year ago today – I prophesied the downfall of the Obama Legacy. And the rise of the TRUMP ERA! (blast the victorious music)

I posted this on Facebook a year ago:

“Lowest labor participation rates since 1970s, weakest ‘recovery since 1940s, lowest home ownership rate since 1960s, 11,000,000 more people on food stamps, 1 in 6 men between 18-34 are unemployed or in prison, added more national debt than all previous presidents combined. ACA rates are jumping average of 25%, increase for employer sponsored benefits have risen 43%, or $5,642 per employee.

Gave Iran 150 billion, paid ransom for Americans. Drew a red line on Syria, we know how that went. Gave Mohammed Morsi, the Muslim brotherhood goon propped up as president of Egypt with F16s, tanks, and 1.5 billion… now in jail. Overthrew Libya, our ally. With no solid replacement plan for leadership. Distanced ourselves from Israel, the only Democracy in the middle east. Pulled troops prematurely from Iraq and Afghanistan. Watched the rise of ISIS, “the JV Team”.

Ran guns into Mexico illegally in an attempt to sway the public opinion towards gun control, killing hundreds as well as Border Patrol Agents by violent drug cartels. Praised cop killers and assailants while blaming police and pushing a LEO Racism Narrative that was statistically unsupported. Added women to infantry, against military studies proving this was a danger to our troops. Spying on journalists, wiretapping. IRS selectively targeting conservative groups. Pushing a false narrative on the Benghazi attacks. Bowe Berghdal prisoner swap. VA death list scandal. Solyndra. Secret Service scandals of ineptitude. Blocking veterans from war memorials during the sequester shut down.

I’m tired of typing. So long loser.

In 9 days your legacy will be left on the ash heap of history.” – Me. Jan 11th, 2017.

Well, let’s be honest. A year ago it was impossible for any sensible person to not call this. So it’s not THAT impressive of a feat. (But I like being right.)

Because even if Trump had turned out to be half the moderate we feared we would get, we would still be leagues ahead of the damage Obama has done to the world through his apologetic, plaintive foreign policy of sissy-dom. His pinning down of the economy through his liberal economics, oh heck – we all know the truth. The Democrats WANT a large low/no income segment of the population. Because they are easily controlled, governed, and their votes are bought with tax money. That’s why these Democrat Lawyers/Doctors/Ivy Leaguers act like they don’t understand simple economics. Then there is the damage that has been done to our Justice branch. It’s a freaking mess. The IRS was weaponized against Conservatives. Apparently the FBI was used with a blatantly false ‘dossier’ to begin investigating/wire tapping Trump during a Presidential Election. (Hows that whole Russian Collusion thing working out for ya? -crickets-) Then they were forced to ignore the rule of law and allow Hillary to go uncharged. (Not no more! I forget how many federal investigations you are under now, like FIVE? You’re super villain days are up! Shame we didn’t do it 20+ years ago when you and your husband crawled out of Arkansas.) Then we have the legal system, and we are having to deal with Politically Charged liberal judges who are intentionally blocking Trumps agenda even though they KNOW it won’t hold up in court. This includes Supreme Court Justice Darth Vader Ginsburg, who has openly criticizing Trump and his agenda, even though her very job requires that she make unbiased decisions based on law and NOT her personal opinions.

LOL. Just like a year ago, I’m tired of typing about how bad Obama was and the effects we are still dealing with. So I’ll move on…

So – Instead of Trump turning out to be a wish-washy moderate, his first year in office rivals Reagan’s for Conservatism! WOOP WOOP!  Heck, he’s probably even MORE conservative than Reagan in many areas!

And I don’t expect the Democrats to love him, he’s a political opposite. But they STILL won’t have the decency to admit they were wrong about all their widely publicized fears. No internment camps for homosexuals. No illegal children being dragged out of their homes and deported on buses. The stock market didn’t suffer the massive crash that was foretold. Saying Happy Holidays hasn’t been outlawed. The Trump Dossier is proven to be a Clinton paid hack job. And whatever other nonsense the left pushed and the media cried about. “The sky will fall! The sky will FALLLLL!” Or and let’s not forget this expectation, that she was gonna sweep Trump and the GOP would implode. Some believed that more than others, as shown below. Bwhaha.


But of course I don’t expect them to say they were wrong. Because they want to win and they know many people still believe the sewage they spoon fed everyone for a couple years. They want to brow-beat Americans with their misdirection and lies until they begin to think how they want them to. They want you to think Trump is a horrible person who is failing the country and his voters and that he Democrats were right all along. It’s hogwash. The Democratic Party of today is a bunch of unhinged, frothing, hateful, violent, lying, immoral cretins. This ain’t JFK’s party. JFK wouldn’t stand a chance in Washington today, he’d be considered a right-winged deplorable by their current standards.

But Trump is running circles around them. He’s taking everything they have and coming out on top of it. Part of it helps that the left pushes fiction and eventually the truth comes out. Take the Russian-Collusion narrative, well that’s toast. It’s hard to keep pushing that after a year, when not a shred of evidence has leaked but everything else has. So now the left is supporting Wolff’s new fiction book on Trump called ‘Fire and Fury’. It’s all about Trump being unfit for office. How he’s chaotic, childlike, narcissistic, incompetent. It says Trump never wanted to win. He told Melania he wouldn’t and she cried when he did. So I guess he just spent millions of his own money and held 5 to 10 mega-rallies a week leading up to the Election with the intent to lose? It’s also hard to collude with a foreign country to sway an Election you don’t want to win. Logic tells us this is a garbage book and the left is trying to push the narrative that he is a danger to America and needs to be forcibly removed from office.

Good luck with that. Let’s talk a little about how Trump ROCKS.

(I don’t think I have time, energy, or space to rack up all of his victories in a single post. I’ll post the list at the bottom, let’s just hit the economy for the moment. Cause we all love money and the financial freedom it allows us.)

Moving on to the economy:

Today, I see on the news that the largest employer in American(Walmart) is giving over 1 million of their employee’s a raise. And giving the majority of them a $1,000 one-time bonus. And they are saying it’s because of the tax cuts. It gives them more money! It’s passed on to the workers! OHMAGERSH! I thought corporations were evil soul-sucking power hungry McScrooges who only used people for their own personal gain and profit. But this is the 100th+ company to do this, and they all say – because of the Tax Cuts. The week after the Tax Cuts passed, something like 10 companies started passing out money. And they are bringing back billions of dollars that was invested overseas back to the US. Previously, the tax rate was so high that they wouldn’t bring it back, so this money has been put into other countries economies instead of ours. Not no more.

The economy is booming.

The Dow is up 39.7% since he was elected. I think we’ve lost count of how many record highs he has broken. But hey, once you beat the top score and you are on a tear, it’s pretty easy to keep dominating with new high scores. This has created over 5 TRILLION dollars in wealth to the US and over 26 TRILLION to the global market! After EIGHT YEARS we had two quarters with plus 3% GDP growth! It never got over 2% under Obama. (Ah, but there was a recession, not his fault, nothing he could do, blah blah. Okay – Well what magically changed in 2017 that made it possible?)

In 2017 Manufacturing has it’s best year since 2004. How many jobs is that? In a single year Trump revitalized an entire industry that had been struggling for over 13 years.

Black unemployment is at it’s lowest it’s been since they started tracking it in 1972! 6.8%! But Trump is a super White Supremacist right?  Right?! Lowest rate in 45 years.

Lowest unemployment since 1990.

1,074,000 jobs were added! (But now, the left is screaming “Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! That’s not quite accurate..” Then they start getting nitpicky. Well you guys always ignored the number of people who stopped looking for work, who were self-employed with no work, and those who took a lower paying job or less hours when you tried to make Obama’s unemployment numbers look better. So shuddup.)

Oh, and Obama said Trump couldn’t do it…

“Well, how exactly are you going to do that? What exactly are you going to do? There’s no answer to it. He just says, ‘Well, I’m going to negotiate a better deal.’ Well, what, how exactly are you going to negotiate that? What magic wand do you have? And usually the answer is, he doesn’t have an answer.” – Obama

Trump’s aiming for 25 million. I don’t know if he can do it, I hope so. Everyone needs a job, it’s good for everything but Democrat Voter Turnout. But I’d suggest all those welfare recipients had better get some work gloves out. Cause I expect it will be work or starve soon.

US Holiday retail rose 4.9% over last year. Beating the previous high from 2011. (Also – not when Obama was in office.)

I could write pages about how well Trump is doing. It’s insane. We won’t ever see a President like him again, one who can take the massive onslaught of abuse and keep pushing through. And WINNING.

Every day he is in office is a victory for Conservatives. Every single day he survives, he exposes the left and it’s lies and deceit and pushes America back towards it’s roots.

This is a man deserving of our prayers and thanks to God for.


Here’s the list that I promised earlier:

81 Trump Victories, as presented by the liberal Washington Post.

Being Rich isn’t EVIL and they pay more than their ‘Fair Share’.

The Socialist Snowflake Party of America (SSPA!) loves to vilify the rich, it’s like the ultimate boogeyman.

“Better eat your peas or the 1% will come and take them!”

“If you don’t graduate college with a degree in Gender Fluidity from Unwashed Hippy University, you’re going to wash dishes for the Top 1%!”

“The Top 1% has more than we, so we musts hates them! Hssssss…..” (In Gollum’s voice.)

Of course the leaders of SSPA are all part of the 1%. Every Liberal/Progressive/Celebrity/Media Talking Head buffoon/Race Baiting cretin who champions the notion of Income Redistribution and pushes Class Warfare is living the rich and famous lifestyle they bash.

What I mean by Income Redistribution is usually framed as taking from the rich and giving to the poor. That’s how they like to spin it, like it’s a noble Robin Hood type action. To get the support of the masses, they push Class Warfare, which is pitting different socioeconomic segments of the population against each other. Essentially turning all the low and middle classes against the supposedly ‘super’ wealthy. (Who are bad)

First off – Who are the EVIL 1%? Usually you think of billionaires and super mega millionaires. Snobs who wreck Lambo’s, fly on private airplanes to their own islands, and creepy Harvey Weinstein looking goons who marry a twenty year old for ‘love’.

Meh. Not really – The Top 1%, are people who make above $390,000 a year.  That’s not a lofty goal by any means. Sure, probably more than you or I make, but not out of reach for smart/capable/driven folks who are willing to work hard, take risks, lose often, and grab life by the blueberries until they eventually prevail or die broke and penniless trying. By the way, If you’re a college kid – it also helps to not rack up $50,000 in student loans on a worthless progressive degree like Feminism or Gay Culture. (Your future will consist facial rings, pink hair, and asking me if I want fries with that.)

But 400k a year can be done. I’ve mentioned Ben Carson before, he’s my favorite example of rags to riches. Mother was a single mom, illiterate house cleaner, with a third grade education, living in the slums of Detroit. Using a public library, she pushed her son to become one of the greatest brain surgeons in history, the first to perform a neurosurgical operation on a baby in the womb, and separate brain-joined twins. Worth a cool 30 million now. (Did I mention he was black? No? That’s because it doesn’t freaking matter!)

Also, Debt/Income ratio is more important than just Income. $400k a year ain’t worth squat if you bills rack up to $350+k a year. (Kind of like those people who live in a single wide trailer but have a $50,000+ Dodge Hellcat in their parking spot. Priorities, right?)  But 100k a year is pretty sweet if you’re bills are only 20k a year. Debt/Income ratio – Learn it, live it, and love it. Because even if you can’t make it to the Top 1%, you can actually live pretty well if you aren’t fiscally dumb. 

Would I like to be in the Top 1%? Darn tootin’. Will I? Well let’s see, a writer typically makes about 68 cents per paperback book. Soo.. even with my day job… Probably not. Unless I start writing about sparkly romantic vampires or little orphan nerds with wizardry abilities. But I digress…

Ultimately – the concept of Class Warfare against the ‘EVIL’ Top 1% is stupid. It’s petty jealously, based on greed and envy that politicians push to get votes and power. There is nothing wrong with people making more money than you. (Income is no guarantee of happiness anyways)

Now lets look at taxes real quick and who pays how much.


Top 1% – Pay 45.7% of ALL income Taxes.

Top 20% – Pay 84% of ALL income Taxes(This includes the Top 1% above)

Bottom 80% – Pay 15% of ALL income Taxes(This includes the Bottom 60% below)

Bottom 60% – Pay 2% of ALL income Taxes.

The notion that ‘the Top 1% don’t day their fair share’ is a bunch of crap. You just saw the figures. They pay more than YOU! They practically fund half of the government and half of the welfare recipients.

But these goobers are always out there, trying to turn people against the rich. “They are OPPRESSORS of the people!” “You work HARD so they can line THEIR POCKETS with the fruits of YOUR LABOR!”  “If you’ve got a business – you didn’t build that, someone else did!”(Obama – 2012) “You make minimum wage while the CEO makes millions!” (Well – YOU flip burgers while he runs a massive business and has stock holders/chairmen/employees to please and support. Not to mention, if he fails you won’t have a job. Soo….)

A perfect example is ‘Philanthropist’ Bernie Sanders:

“A nation will not survive morally or economically when so few have so much and so many have so little!” – Bernie Sanders

(While slamming his fist on the podium, screaming in rage, spittle flying from is mouth, to the cheers of millions of fiscal fools – Like the Clip from The Office below)

(I had to put this in – If you aren’t an Office fan, shame on you. But Dwight has a fear of public speaking and was given a speech made up of various Dictator quotes for his ‘Salesman of the Year’ acceptance speech as a prank.)

Back on subject – DOOM! We are all DOOMED because people have different amounts of STUFF!

…Say’s the Senator whose base pay starts at $174,000 plus all the expensive free perks that comes with the job. And here’s the kicker, on average he works THREE DAYS A WEEK.

Tell me more, oh Great Supreme Leader Of the Socialist Masses, about Income Inequality. You don’t even work 40 hours a week but own THREE houses.


Then we have these ‘Patriotic Millionaires’ who put together  a video ad crying out against the GOP Tax Cuts, because they think they don’t deserve more of their own money. I’m gonna catalog this under the same file as ‘Dumb White People who Ask For Forgiveness For Being White’. It’s self-loathing to the Nth degree. It’s pathetic. “Ooohhh look at me, I’m a bad rich guy whose gonna put my tax cut money into the stock market and hurt poor people.” Ugh! I’m fine with you saying that, but it had better be with an evil cackle at the end of it. I’ll respect that, but this? It’s just… undignified.

I guess no one has told them that Taxes are simply a legally mandated MINIMUM.  Since you guys are so socially conscious(I think the cool kids call it ‘woke’), feel free to send more in. But we all know you won’t.

But take heart folks – that video above is simply proof that anyone can make it into the Top 1%, even if you are stupid.